Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.
Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck